glennfreysgroupie:

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

(Source: fordmustang1970, via brendons-galloping-abs)

Thu, Aug 21 @ 2:08 AM

wintergrey:

Reminder that Ferguson is a food desert and school is canceled. People’s movement is restricted. The work of the St Louis Food Bank is vital right now. Help if you can. (x)

STL FOOD BANK

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Thu, Aug 21 @ 2:05 AM

billy-pilgrims:

[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]

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Most girls on first day of school: -walks around school, finds old friends, gets new class list-
Me on first day of school: -stumbles into random music room, breaks expensive vase, accidentally joins a host club-
Thu, Aug 21 @ 1:59 AM

dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

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Thu, Aug 21 @ 1:50 AM
This isn’t freedom. We’re holding a gun to every citizen’s head and calling it security.
—Captain America (we could really use a guy like him right about now)

(Source: dsneylou, via waitingforproof)

Thu, Aug 21 @ 12:13 AM

jeans-left-buttock:

pun-rocker:

You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again. 

and no matter what, marco always dies :’)

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Wed, Aug 20 @ 10:47 PM

swingtheserenade:

you know since “fuck” and other swears have become such a regular part of my vocabulary they’ve begun to lose impact

so instead I’ve come to realize I’m using non swear words like “heck” for some sort of twisted ironic emphasis 

I have come full circle

(Source: blaqkbat, via thetimeiswibblywobbly)

Wed, Aug 20 @ 10:12 PM

tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]

(via waitingforproof)

Wed, Aug 20 @ 10:10 PM

One of the Twelve Labors of the hero Heracles was to fetch some of the golden apples which grow in Hera’s garden, tended by Atlas’ daughters, the Hesperides, and guarded by the dragon Ladon. Heracles went to Atlas and offered to hold up the heavens while Atlas got the apples from his daughters. Upon his return with the apples, however, Atlas attempted to trick Heracles into carrying the sky permanently by offering to deliver the apples himself, as anyone who purposely took the burden must carry it forever, or until someone else took it away. Heracles, suspecting Atlas did not intend to return, pretended to agree to Atlas’ offer, asking only that Atlas take the sky again for a few minutes so Heracles could rearrange his cloak as padding on his shoulders. When Atlas set down the apples and took the heavens upon his shoulders again, Heracles took the apples and ran away.

(X) (X) (X)

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Wed, Aug 20 @ 2:51 PM